tokomon:

me: *logs onto tumblr dor com* good morning!

y’all: what’s so good about it, you think capitalism is funny? you think the corns on my toes are a joke? you think the fact that the neighbour smells like chitlins is humorous?? fuck you— youre blind to the horrors of this world!

me: image

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

  • Person: *eats pizza with fork and knife*
  • Me: my mom said I need to come home right now immediately